I was first. Note the past tense.
Yes. It's true. I was first place in the skit competition thing. Who knew I had such talents in shooting? But then.... My dreams were crushed because that rat Alvin came along... He's so stupid. I was already first... Why did he have to ruin it for me???
At least I still have rowing. No one shall steal it away from The Zonvelf.
The Tweety Zonvelf
Posted on Monday, September 21, 2009 at 4:32 PM
by
poor-pity-pathetique
I can tell that this is the start of a wonderful relationship.
Maybe not. I dunno.
Bow down to the ONE and ONLY!!
Or I'll fucking use those exclamation points as darts. How'd you like that?!
Gray eyes, blond hair. I must be perfection...
You are twice as vain as me. Fucker.
I like swearing, don't I?
"You Have Just Met The Tweety Zonvelf"
Now praise him.
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