The stupid letter

Dear Zonvelf the birdie,

            How’s it going? How are the wings? Are they finally capable of flying you away somewhere far? Somewhere, like, let’s say… APOLLO. Come on, man (bird). Visit us sometimes! The last time we saw you was during Christmas…And you only stayed for two fucking days and one fucking night. What kind of a friend are you?? 

You know, Lei’s back from his ridiculous journey. It’s so ridiculous, isn’t it? I can’t believe he went through that ridiculousness just because some Vinny dude said so. He’s really talkative, Lei. He’s boasting about all the things he’s seen and been through. I can’t take his crap anymore! Come here already, you selfish bitch! Sacrifice yourself to save us from Lei!

Oh, and you know what? It’s summer! You know what summer means, right? It means Nymph season! We get to see chicks(har har)! I mean, babes. You want to see that, right?

So come back already!! You have all the reasons to!! And I don’t want to hear that “I’m loyal to my Paris” crap you always say. Come on, she’s not even your girlfriend yet!

P.S. Hey!! It’s Alfie! I just want to say hi and please come here and play with us. It’s no fun when it’s just the five of us. COME ON, please??

P.S.S. It’s Jan! Please visit us. I’m going to Uni soon, and this might be our last chance to be together like before. :)

P. S. S. S. I don’t really mind if you don’t come. Actually, I’d rather you stay away from us. –Luca.

Double P. S. S. Hugo is an idiot. Guess who?

......From your ever endearing friend, Hugo.

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I recieved this stupid letter and my guardian saw, so now I am forced to go to Apollo. Ugh. I'm in no mood to see those fuckers, though.
And what the hell are they saying?? I can't even read their hand writing!!