Sooo.... I think it's pretty obvious that I am the jealous type, but I don't act out so dramatically (unlike some people). I'm pretty calm and devoted and all that shit so I hate whoever created or invented me because he's such a douche, I mean really who wants a gallant man? Who wants a gentleman who doesn't stick up for or fight for or at the very least try to take what is rightfully his? I mean, ten years! Ten years! Am I not going to stand for that?
...No. No, I'm probably not. I'm just going to be a good boy. :-\
Luca wrote to Jan Jan!
Posted on Sunday, December 5, 2010 at 6:34 AM
by
poor-pity-pathetique
Yes, Luca wrote to Jan Jan, but he didn't write to me. That bastard. I thought we had a friendship...I guess Jan Jan is special.
So how did I know? No, people, I didn't acquire this knowledge illegally. Jan Jan entered our room yester-night, holding a letter and said, "I got a letter from Luca." And he wasn't smiling. He seemed... nervous?
Excitedly, I told him to open it and read it aloud. He was aghast. He said we should just read it together (shy boy).
Here's what the letter said:
Why does Luca always find out these weird things? But more importantly, I've never even heard Luca say so many things at once. It's so weird to imagine him saying these things in my head.... No wonder he doesn't write much to me (I still feel bitter, though). But even more importantly that what was just important, Jan Jan SIGHED after reading the letter. Was he not content? Well... Luca did write it kind of harshly... He could've been more sweet. It even seemed like he was implying that Jan Jan is an idiot... only Alfie, Hugo and Lei are idiots. Jan Jan, Luca and I are above average when it comes to intellect.
I asked him if he was going to write back, but Jan Jan said he wasn't. YEAH RIGHT! I saw a letter under his bed this morning.... and it kind of tugged at my heart. I opened it and it only said:
And then I just stared. Poor Jan Jan, I don't think he has any plans of sending it... But I'll be the one who sends it for him. :-) I hope Luca (I don't think Jan Jan would) appreciates it.
So how did I know? No, people, I didn't acquire this knowledge illegally. Jan Jan entered our room yester-night, holding a letter and said, "I got a letter from Luca." And he wasn't smiling. He seemed... nervous?
Excitedly, I told him to open it and read it aloud. He was aghast. He said we should just read it together (shy boy).
Here's what the letter said:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Jan Jan,
Yo. Hugo and Alfie kept pestering me about writing you, so I gave in. I can only take so much of their voices, you know? They told me I should write you and inspire you. Well I hope it works because then I just wasted time writing a stupid letter for a stupid reason.
On to what I'm interested in, how's school? I heard you got Zonvelf as your room mate. Be careful around that birdie, I never did trust him. Maybe there's some cute girl there that you're interested in and I should break up with you? I mean, it's such a hassle... I never liked "long-distance" relationships. It's so.... primitive.
I've run out of things to say. Alfie just broke a leg. Again. Without you around I'm stuck trying to "heal" these two idiots you left me with. You should know I hate you for that. A lot. I don't like idiots.... Which is why you should study really really really hard.
P.S. Say "hi!" to Lei for me. I miss him and I know he'll pull a tantrum when he finds out I didn't mention him here.
double P.S. Fuck you, Zonvelf. I know you're reading this.
Sincerely Yours,
Luca.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why does Luca always find out these weird things? But more importantly, I've never even heard Luca say so many things at once. It's so weird to imagine him saying these things in my head.... No wonder he doesn't write much to me (I still feel bitter, though). But even more importantly that what was just important, Jan Jan SIGHED after reading the letter. Was he not content? Well... Luca did write it kind of harshly... He could've been more sweet. It even seemed like he was implying that Jan Jan is an idiot... only Alfie, Hugo and Lei are idiots. Jan Jan, Luca and I are above average when it comes to intellect.
I asked him if he was going to write back, but Jan Jan said he wasn't. YEAH RIGHT! I saw a letter under his bed this morning.... and it kind of tugged at my heart. I opened it and it only said:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Luca,
I miss you too.
love, Jan Jan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And then I just stared. Poor Jan Jan, I don't think he has any plans of sending it... But I'll be the one who sends it for him. :-) I hope Luca (I don't think Jan Jan would) appreciates it.
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