15 facts about Zonvelf

I'll start with the First Sentences and then finish with the facts. :>
I actually spoke very little of myself, so I don't have much facts. How...not vain of me.

~ First sentences ~

I can tell that this is the start of a wonderful relationship. I was first. I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I miss Tomo. It's been a while since I last blogged. Hey, it's Diamond's birthday today. ‘sup? I have another tree to chop… DID. I AM A GOOD PERSON! I went to bed last night but I found myself unable to sleep. Dear Zonvelf the birdie, how’s it going? I’m in Apollo… What light is light, if Paris be not seen? I am seated beside this gay boy and a human being. I’m hungry so I’ll make this quick. I’m the luckiest dude to ever, ever live! Holy mother of casseroles! I shared my worries with Lei (And when I say "worries" I mean Winogradksi's bandanna). My date with Lil started out nice. I got Ceika dude to take a picture of Tama without his bandanna! Diamond keeps telling me that the first person I met in wca is Nigel Thorton. My fear is breaking a relationship… Yes, Luca wrote to Jan Jan, but he didn't write to me. Sooo.... I think it's pretty obvious that I am the jealous type, but I don't act out so dramatically (unlike some people). Lucky me, I've never had a haircut before. all week long, i wanted to enjoy the rides with Paris but she seems to be avoiding me. so everything has been quite busy. Me and Paris are going out now! I was… Seeing as I can't describe her physically (would very much go with breath-takingly beautiful), I will have to tell you the very roots of why exactly I'm obsessed with this lady. This person is really smart, but he/she doesn't really cooperate with the class much. Five years ago, I was in my second year of middle school. Hello, my name is Horatio. I have serious reasons to believe that maybe my creator was from Mars. HAHAHAHHA!! So today is my birthday! I dreamt I was stuck in another planet with two human male and a girl. King, huh. I like Paris' body. Granted, but your dad will come with her as a package. What the hell? Hey all! April 10 is the date of which I finally got into a relationship with the tree beside me in this picture. It was Jan Jan’s birthday last…Thursday? I CAN FINALLY FINALLY TALK TO MY LOVE <3 

~ end of First Sentences ~

well that was sort of random, as to be expected. But at least I had actual legit sentences. :>

~*insert number here* facts you should know about Zonvelf ~

(1) I’m god at shooting and rowing.
(2) I hate Lei.
(3) I think I would make a downright handsome catcher.
(4) My siblings pretty much drive me bonkers.
(5) I want to pull Tama’s bandanna.
(6) I drink when I’m bored?!
(7) I was 219 years old when I met Paris.
(8) I hate my creator/inventor for making me such a gallant man.
(9) My hair doesn’t grow at all.
(10) I have a small necktie.
(11) One friend in particular changed me deeply and I treat him as a treasure.
(12) I’m very fond of Venusians for no apparent reason.
(13) I hate the feeling of rain against my body.
(14) I like the arch of Paris’ back.
(15) I love summers.

 I also mentioned someone named "Jules" in my earlier posts. Someone I knew from Castor.... He's actually a "cousin" of mine. :) And then I said Jan Jan is sarcastic (I said it prior to Jan Jan being in WCA)..... which is true! weird.